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I haven't blogged in a very long time! I am a lazy panda! But anyone who knows us pandas knows we are a lazy lot. We aren't very good at doing anything fast, except for eating bamboo!
Apollo and I haven't had much going on lately, except for mummy keeps getting new cushions! We love cushions in this house, mummy has lots of them but daddy says they are pointless and likes to rant about how silly they are. I think there is a bit on Coupling about cushions and how men don't understand them. Here is the latest addition to the cushion collection!
There isn't much else to report at the moment, mummy is job hunting like always, so maybe she will get a new job and move house soon! That would be very exciting!
Mummy has decided to start writing a book! I am very excited for her, maybe it will get published!
It is a bit like a self help book for friendships...I can't say anymore upon risk of being rolled down a hill!
I'm trying to help, but apparently not every word is allowed to be Pablo, fat or panda, so I'm not being much use.
Pablo hasn't been blogging for a while!
He has been very busy trying to help his mummy get a job.
But she has one now (albeit only part time) so Pablo is free to blog away with his life now all that stress is over!
Pablo is also mighty jealous because he introduced Apollo to Twitter, and now Apollo has more followers than Pablo! They both haven't reached double figures yet, but how do you even get followers without being famous??? It's because Apollo is a pug, and all the pugs on Twitter are like best friends.
Humph, Pablo is not amused.
Pablo also went on an adventure the other day. Daddy's best friend was back from New Zealand for a few days so we all travelled west to see him. It was fun but Pablo and Apollo weren't allowed to play volleyball and drive in the old classic cars like everyone else. Mummy was worried we would get lost or dirty or Pablo would accidentally get used as a volleyball.
Pablo is now having another sleepover with Apollo at Daddys house.
Pablo cannot wait until Mummy and Daddy live together because then Pablo and Apollo can hang out together all day and night!
Pablo had a bit of a messy weekend.
He had a bit of a drinking session with Apollo.
Pablo has slight memory loss.
Pablo gets the inspiration for his outfits from everywhere, a beautiful sunrise, the chirp of morning birds, a newly blossomed flower.
Today Pablo's inspiration is Dappy from Ndubz.
Today Pablo found this article
Transformed Poodles
Pablo was very happy with the effort made by these dogs.
Looking good is very important.
These are his favourites.
Pablo is a style icon.
Look at that tail!
Pablo felt it was time to tell you a little about himself.
Pablo was born in Chengdu in China, in a panda sanctuary.
Pablo was adopted and brought back to the UK because he is the roundest, fattest and therefore best panda in all of China.
Pablo has developed a love of dressing up and getting himself into ridiculous situations.
Pablo may be developing a drinking problem.
Pablo's best friend is a pug named Apollo.
Apollo likes wearing red spotted ribbons and dancing along to the car radio.
Apollo may be gay but Pablo doesn't care. He's cool with it.
Due to Pablo's roundness, he has issues staying still.
He tends to roll around everywhere.
Pablo's greatest nemesis is a gentle slope.
Today Pablo has a formal event to attend.
Pablo is regretting drinking so early in the day.
He is feeling a little queasy.
He is no longer white and black.
Pablo has turned a funny shade of green.
Too early to be drinking?
Pablo enjoys all sports, even though apparent fatness may suggest otherwise.
Pablo particularly likes sports with balls, the bigger and rounder the better.
This is why Pablo prefers football to tennis.
His goal in life is to be a world cup football.
Today Pablo is rocking the aviators.
